Don't Choke on the Crumbs Mug | I Said What I Said Coffee Cup

This glossy black ceramic mug brings attitude to your morning ritual. The bold neon-pink artwork—featuring a sassy retro character and the cheeky line “Don’t choke on the crumbs, baby… I said what I said.” —adds a playful, irreverent pop to any kitchen or office. The deep black finish makes the colors sing and hides stains between washes. It feels weighty and solid in the hand, and the C-shaped handle gives comfortable grip while you sip coffee, tea, or late-night cocoa. Whether it sits on a cluttered desk, a bedside table, or a shared kitchen counter, it sparks smiles and side-eyes from friends who get the humor.

This mug suits people who love bold, tongue-in-cheek designs: vintage pinup vibes, retro neon lovers, and anyone who enjoys expressive, slightly snarky art with their drink. Use it during slow weekend mornings, lively brunches, or while streaming your favorite true-crime podcast—whenever you want your mug to make a statement without saying a word.

Care is easy: pop it in the microwave to reheat and toss it in the dishwasher when you’re done. The vibrant print and glossy surface hold up thanks to modern printing methods and safe ceramic construction.

Product features
- High-gloss black ceramic finish for deep, vibrant color contrast
- Available in two sizes: 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L)
- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience
- C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free, meets safety standards
- Printed with bright, durable inks using the latest printing techniques

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap